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who’s this nelly everybody’s wooing about

(soft boilde)

the origin story of this post is that I saw a youtube community poll while scrolling that was "how do you like your eggs" and it included real legit methods but not the one I like (which is pretty much the only one) so that’s how it felt to me

I made sure to pick a place that doesn't have an egg-related specialty by googling them and I got this result for "Svalbard-style eggs"

how do you like your eggs

i like my eggs... scrongled

theh cereal must be stopped

my eyes: *perceive a visual representation of Sans, the funny skeleton man featured in the hit independent game from 2015 "Undertale", by Toby Fox*
me (internally): oh c'est sans

Hamburpunk

*chants* Hamp! Hamp! Hamp! Hamp! Hamp! Hamp!

I keep happening but it's good

Increase boy size

(borat voice) i’m in

*judge banging his gavel* bunger! bunger in the court!

bunger bunger bunger

brain is bunger