ay what do y'all like to bump to when you're ahem high

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I'm a centrist in that I fall somewhere between a Marxist-Garfieldist and Anarcho-Saraist

parse that sentence n00bs

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@starwall
0. Continents don't exist, and the concept of them has been planted in our head by Big Globe to further their agenda.

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โ€œWhen squirrels forget nuts they grow forestsโ€ says a dumbass sciENTIST INCAPABLE OF RECOGNIZING A FUCKING SQUIRREL GARDENER PLANTING HER FUCKING TREE GARDEN

Need to get ready for work but my bed is so cozy...

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๐Ÿ“บ โ“ okay i'm ready to admit i don't understand what this show is about. anybody been watching that can explain??

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i wish i was hot enough to not have to be good at talking lol

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imma be honest im still cracking up at this

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mm yes the Night Water, the holiest of all blessings,

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on this page,,

WE ๐Ÿ‘ SMILE ๐Ÿ‘ AT ๐Ÿ‘ OUR ๐Ÿ‘ POVERTY ๐Ÿ‘

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"what do you think he got for Xmas?"

"idk man, it's like, what do you get the guy that has everything?"

"true. like what would you even get me if i made like 20k a year"

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thank you for your time I have no idea what it means to you

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โ€œNo work of dystopian fiction has ever stopped the scenarios it portrays from happening. 1984 didnโ€™t prevent the surveillance state, and Blade Runner didnโ€™t hinder corporate destruction of our environment.โ€ ~Redfern Jon Barrett

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high.cat is a mastodon instance dedicated to highposting and content susceptible to entertain people while they are high (or not), similarly to r/woahdude. ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ