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gameposting, rambling 

Red dead is such a beautiful and deep game and I want to experience it but also I've watched so much of it and you're just kind of a shitty guy most of the time. it's a really dumb reason to not play but idk, I just don't want to roleplay a dick all the time in a gameworld.

also the controls are clunky and interacting with things on the ground and such is infuriating

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i told my whyte boy coworker “people aren’t just their relationships to you.”

and he literally didn’t understand what i meant

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this was intended as "how to flirt with someone not face-to-face, like through a text or a dm" and I'm now realizing it looks like I want to fuck a keyboard which is honestly pretty on brand.

switching to the stoned acct lol @kew

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your spine is astoundingly important and you should develop habits that properly take care of it

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Personal + 

I love my best friend so much. After I came out to her, she didn’t treat me any different. We still are affectionate towards eachother, lay in bed together, change in front of each other, etc. She didn’t assume that just because I like girls, I was into her. It’s nice to have true friends???

what if I run an anarcho-syndicalist tech fixing business

me: wow jeez i wonder what that cracking sound was

brain: it was that candle you left lit while you got a shower. the house is burning down now. you fool. you insolent buffoon. you're going to have to pay tens of thousands of dollars to this guy now.

me:

me:

me: fuck u

gross 

Past kew: hey future kew heads up don't eat nothing but peanut butter and bananas for a couple days, your shits will be awful

Also past kew: ok I'll take ur advice

*narrator voice* they did not, in fact, take their advice

your spine is astoundingly important and you should develop habits that properly take care of it

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more selfies, ec, my hair has gone rogue 

my hair has basically rebelled against me and can no longer be controlled, but, the second most interesting hairstyle in this room is the guy wearing a baseball cap, so I think I'm still doing alright

also I tried to do A Thing with my eyeliner but that got away from me too, you can see what I was going for

I CAN ONLY ACCOMPLISH SO MUCH AT 6 IN THE STUPID MORNING

WHO SCHEDULED THIS THING FOR 7:30 AM, WHO'S THE ASSHOLE?

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selfie, ec, behold my look 

i'm cooler than everyone else here but that's not saying a lot cuz it's a VERY LOW BAR

disclaimer about boosts, to the tune of the ghostbusters themesong:

BOOSTIN', BOOSTIN', BOOSTIN', BOOSTIN', BOOSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD 🎶

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he appears to be wearing a felt suit

i did not know they made felt suits

he is very large and his felt is invading my chair

he is wearing american flag socks,

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hex nazis. flirt with cuties. witches.live :ad:

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see on tumblr i actually have to work on my posts but here i've just been going "lesbian" for a couple of hours and already have 40+ followers

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inside the KNZK quarantine zone, with virtually no contact with the outside world, citizens work to re-build a once thriving society

Alright well I guess I'll be here until Sunbeam is back up lol

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