surviving this vacation through the liberal use of cannabis and by drinking lots of water

(on my specific phone, with a specific Vulpine Club build of Mastodon, looking at a specific avatar, etc etc)

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*hits the vape*

animated avatars continue progressing through frames in real time in the background

"this is my HIPPA filter"

"don't you mean HEPA"

"no"

*a hippopotamus 🦛 bleats from inside the air filter*

I got distracted by watching bunnies in my back yard, and forgot I was taking a hit in the middle of taking a hit

cannabis, food 

went to the weed store, got some weed

now I'm getting nice and high while waiting for sourdough bagels to progress

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🌈🦦🌊4/20 scene commission for ToothyMcNewButt 🌊🦦🌈

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We used to have Ninette Irene Young, Elisha Young, and A. S. "Doc" Young. Now we have no young, no young, and no young!

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this hour of high.cat is brought to you in part by:

marihuana

this hour of high.cat is brought to you in part by:

marihuana

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:cannabis_leaf: stoner engineering :cannabis_leaf: 

stoner ingenuity knows no bounds

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*Now this is podracing voice* Now this is evolutionary biology!

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have you ever went to a movie and left before the end because you disliked it too much? if yes, what movie was it?

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high.cat is a mastodon instance dedicated to highposting and content susceptible to entertain people while they are high (or not), similarly to r/woahdude. 🍍🍍🍍